Short Tag Line:
We don't always swing, but when we do, we prefer rubbing genitals together. Stay horny my friends.
I/We are looking for
What we are NOT looking for:
People with a LONG LIST of what kind of people they don't like. If you think you're "elite," ahem... enough said. If you don't like people in general, or you think you have the right to look down on fellow lifestylers, you probably SUCK, so move on and read the next profile.
We never thought we would have to make this clear, but after answering more than a few emails asking the same question, we want to state: We are equal opportunity sluts. We shudder when we see “we are into our own race” on a profile. We like the HUMAN race. As far as the great American melting pot, ahhh, that’s our genitals.
Oh, and there's yet another... people who deceive their spouses. If you like to lie to each other, you will eventually betray us too. Been there, life is too short to waste it on those that don't have your back.
What we are looking for:
We are looking for couples, single bi-females, or single straight men. Age isn't important (you must be over the age of consent!). We don't care if you're a youngin or a vet, just be coool, mon. Our favorite kind of people are those that do friendship right. If youre a hubby who wants to watch his wife have fun, we are cool wid dat, just let us know up front so we can make your fantasy come true. Single guys - the goddess will determine whether a you are worthy of her alter.
Our favorite people: People who are genuine about friendship .
Our favorite couples: Those who are still in love.
The goddess is a stunning creature. Long brown curly hair and porcelain skin. Her concubine is attractive, athletic, and exceptionally skilled. He would win the kissing contest award, hands down. (Did you think a goddess would pick someone who could not perform to her demands?) He has long salt and pepper hair and a very nice package.
We enjoy creating friendships and keeping friends. We are not a "hit and run" couple. We have learned that longest laughs come when you lick the people you like, not just learn to like the people you've licked. Say that three times fast.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
What is his sexual fantasy? He enjoys the full journey of seduction to sweet completion. He enjoys when his goddess is in the moment. He loves to watch and hear her climb the mountain (which she does with ease). Whatever she wants is whatever he wants. What is her sexual fantasy? She likes the excitement that builds when couples get together. She is bi experienced and accomplished, not just a little bit curious. She loves to seduce both women and men and has the talent to melt them into a little pool. She can enjoy herself only when she knows her man is in the throws of sexual rapture. Whatever he wants is what she wants.
We do not have a "scenario" that we need to create in order to get juiced up. Often, we do not realize that we have an unfulfilled fantasy until it happens. One fantasy we do not have: when one of us is asked to ride the bench. Terrific turn off there.
Attention soft swappers: If you play with us, we just gotta warn you. We will do our best to bring you to the dark side (there are cookies on this tour).
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We do not expect or demand anything. Friendship is a two way street. We will do our part and we will notice if people respond with like kindness. Once we do get on online relationship going, we are Ok with exchanging face pics, emails, and phone numbers. We hope you are too.
People who do not care enough to maintain their own health and safety are too much of a risk. The goddess and her man love each other dearly, so, couples who can barely tolerate each other are just not appealing. We are somewhat depressed when we get together with another couple and see that they express no affection for each other. Men who drag their half hearted or broken hearted women into the lifestyle for selfish reasons are not amusing. Treat your woman like gold -- the gods are watching you! Also, rudeness will be met with the scorn of the goddess. Don't make me come down from Mount Olympus on my day off!